Thursday, July 31, 2008

Estrogen gone wild!!!

I don't have much going on today.. Vanilla has to do inventory at work, so I have the house to myself ALL night (which is sort of like every night).
So far, I have removed my toenail polish, however got somewhat bored and didn't finish. So now, I have short stubby toenails with little bits of pink on them.
I guess it was more important to go into the bathroom and put my hair into pigtails. Remind me not to go outside.






I should do some laundry, but I think I will go play in my makeup, find my favorite pair of heels and eat sushi.
I really don't need this much time on my hands.
Later,
Flips

Editors Note:

I know there is a hanger on the floor that I just haven't felt like picking up and clothes hanging to dry that dried three days earlier.

Don't Judge Me!!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

A Day in the Life of a Wife of a Chef

5:05 am: wake up and help Vanilla get ready for an early morning TV appearance
5:40 am: sleep
7:46 am: wake up and realize I should have left for work 60 seconds before
12:32 pm: Vanilla calls and says hi
12:33 pm: Vanilla says "I gotta go, I'll call you right back"
4:48 pm: I call Vanilla
4:48:30: Vanilla says "I gotta go, I'll call you right back"
6:12pm: Vanilla calls and says, "see, I told you I'd call you back" and informs me that he's coming home
6:30 pm: Vanilla is home
6:31 pm: The house is now destroyed
6:42 pm: Vanilla is asleep on the couch
6:58 pm: Just waiting for Ghost Hunters to start

Glamorous isn't it?

Flip Flop